Pets and Your Health: Separating Fact from Fiction

SPECIAL ALERT:
 Recall for Pet Treat by Manufacturers
Submitted by Elina Needham - TopNews.us


A recall has been announced by the manufacturers of Jr. Texas Taffy, a pet treat.

Reportedly, the same pet treated was massively distributed across the nation and it has now been speculated that those are highly contaminated with salmonella.

Although, the makers of Jr. Texas Taffy, Merrick Pet Care Inc. from Amarillo, Texas, have confirmed that no cases of contamination have been registered so far, but they have publically appealed everyone to bring back the treats from where they got them.

The treats were sold in the plastic bags, which have “Lot # 10084TL7” printed over them. The marked “best before” date is of March 4, 2012.

The company has assured the full refund of money to all the consumers, who have brought the packages.

Salmonella is a poisonous substance and can affect both human beings and animals, showing different symptoms in both.

If infected by Salmonella humans can suffer from abdominal cramping, fever, vomiting, bloody diarrhea and nausea.

Those pets, which are infected with Salmonella, are characterized by lethargy, diarrhea or bloody diarrhea, fever vomiting, decreased appetite and even abdominal pain.

It is strongly recommended by the company to contact veterinarian as soon as possible, if the pet has consumed the recalled product and showing the above mentioned symptoms.

The company has also asked people to take care of themselves and to keep an eye on the symptoms.

For further queries, call 800-664-7387 on Monday to Friday between 9 a. m. and 6 p. m.



Brainerd Girl Gets Her Bird Back
By JODIE TWEED - BrainerdDispatch.com




Brainerd Dispatch/Steve Kohls - Ashley Nebel, 9, of Brainerd, gave her new cockatiel a kiss Friday at PetNorth in Brainerd.


Ashley Nebel couldn't take her eyes off her new little pal, which was content to stand on her shoulder and peck at the shiny zipper on her winter coat.

It was a happy ending for the 9-year-old Brainerd girl, but also for the white cockatiel perched on her shoulder.

The bird was stolen Wednesday night from PetNorth in Brainerd by two female suspects who were caught on video stealing the 12-week-old cockatiel. A woman in a wheelchair was seen on camera taking the bird out of its cage and hiding it under her jacket, according to store employees.

A different unidentified woman walked into PetNorth around 12:15 p.m. Friday and returned the stolen cockatiel.

The bird was discovered missing Thursday morning by Ashley's mom, Lisa Nebel, a Brainerd High School special education teaching assistant. She had come into the pet store with some of her students, who volunteer at PetNorth each day. Lisa had put a deposit on the bird for her daughter Ashley and while she was familiar with the cockatiel, Ashley hadn't seen it yet but was excited to get it. Ashley's teddy bear hamsters had given birth last year and she raised and sold the 12 babies to PetNorth, saving her money to help purchase the $90 bird. Lisa has two canaries but Ashley wanted her own bird.

"I wanted a bird that would stay on my shoulder," Ashley said.

Lisa said her daughter was very upset when she told her Thursday after school that the bird had been stolen.

"She was devastated," Lisa explained. "She was crying."

"I was feeling very emotional and sad," added Ashley. "I was thinking he wasn't going to be found."

After the female suspects were shown from the surveillance footage on media reports Thursday, a woman walked into PetNorth Friday to return the bird.

The bird was cold and in a Nike shoe box but appeared to be in good health, said Sarah Buchite, owner of PetNorth.

Buchite said the woman would not give her name but said she was supposed to drop the bird off at the pet store. The woman told Buchite that a woman she didn't know at Central Lakes College asked her to return the bird. Buchite said she didn't believe the story. The woman apparently parked away from the pet store parking lot so staff couldn't identify her vehicle.

"The bird was very cold and very unhappy," said Buchite.

"We're very surprised that someone actually returned him," said Amanda Halvorson, a PetNorth employee. "We're very happy. The people who stole him must have had remorse to return it. That's good."

Lisa surprised her daughter by telling her as they drove into the PetNorth parking lot Friday after school that her bird was back. The Lowell fourth-grader was thrilled.

Ashley said if the bird is a boy she would name him "Buddy." If it's a girl, her name would be "Sweetie."

"He's really cute," Ashley said of her new bird. "He likes me. I think I'll have a good buddy. I'm just glad that he's back."

Brainerd Police Chief Corky McQuiston could not be reached for comment Friday but a Brainerd investigator told PetNorth employees that police would continue to pursue charges against the women who stole the bird. McQuiston said Thursday that law enforcement officers had identified the woman who stole the bird from the video but hadn't located her yet.

JODIE TWEED may be reached at jodie.tweed@brainerddispatch.com or 855-5858.



Owner Horrified at Castration of Prized Pedigree
By Jamie Morton - nzherald.co.nz




Strangers gave cat unkindest cut.


The mysterious and totally unauthorised neutering of pedigree cat Buddy has infuriated his Tauranga owner, who can no longer lease him out as a stud cat.

Michelle Curtis was horrified after her prized siamese-bengal cross returned home at the weekend, fixed and a little grumpy, after disappearing for two days.

"I couldn't believe someone took my cat and got him fixed. I don't know why they would do that," she said yesterday.

"It really was quite bizarre. I mean, who just takes someone's cat and gets them neutered?"

Thanks to the cat burglar in question, all that now remains of Buddy's previous manhood is a pair of small slits from the surgery.

Because Buddy was not plucked or shaven, Ms Curtis fears the unsanctioned snip was the work of a do-it-yourself surgeon.

Barkes Corner Vet Hospital veterinarian Martin Earles said if the job was done by a vet, there would have been at least some hair removed from around the cat's scrotum area.

But he believed it would have been difficult for someone to neuter an adult cat by themselves.

Although Buddy does not wear a collar, Ms Curtis believes his breed would have made it obvious why he wasn't neutered.

"It's not normal for him to go missing either, he's always here for his feeds, sleeps here for most of the day, and sometimes at night."

Ms Curtis, a former cat breeder, has had Buddy for almost two years and up until the weekend was considering using him as a stud cat - but now all he can offer is companionship.

"What am I supposed to do now? I can't exactly get someone to sew them back on."

It was because she wanted to keep Buddy that she sold Vixen, her former chocolate point siamese queen cat, who could produce litters worth $450 for each kitten.

Buddy's neutering has also ended the blood line she was breeding with, and Ms Curtis estimates it would cost at least $1000 to create another line.

Despite phone calls to the SPCA and vet clinics across the city, the caper remains unsolved.

Neighbours approached by the Bay of Plenty Times yesterday could also offer no leads.

But Ms Curtis hasn't given up her search yet - she plans to drop posters in mailboxes across the neighbourhood in the hope that someone might come forward.

"I don't think it's likely and they might freak out and think 'oh my God', but there still might be a chance.

"Why did they fix my cat? Why couldn't they have found out who it belonged to first?"

"It's still hard to deal with. I'm unimpressed with the whole thing, it just really, really sucks."



Separated from Her Pet Dog,
87-Year-Old Woman Ends Life
NDTV Correspondent


London: An 87-year-old dog lover in Britain has ended her life after her pet was taken away by a rescue centre, a media report said.

Former veterinary nurse Joan Mary Crowhurst was found dead on her living room floor, having taken an overdose and left a handwritten note on her mantelpiece that read: "You stole my dog, you stole my life," the 'Daily Mail' reported.

Crowhurst had adopted Dalmatian Gemma six years ago from a rescue centre near her home in Whippingham on the Isle of Wight. In June last year, Crowhurst was hospitalised after collapsing at home and the dog was taken back to the centre, the Isle of Wight Coroner's Court heard.

Crowhurst, who kept dogs throughout her life, was in hospital and then a care home for around a month before she was allowed back to her house in Campfield Road. She killed herself two weeks later, the report said.

Sue Hemmings, who runs the centre, told the hearing that she had visited Crowhurst after she came out of hospital and believed she was not up to looking after the dog.

"On two or three occasions she told me she didn't want to have the dog back. She was phoning me eight or nine times a day; one minute it was 'I don't want the dog', then it was 'someone has stolen my dog'.

"In every conversation I was trying to calm her down and express that Gemma was OK. I think the dog was a major factor in her thoughts. I was concerned about her. It was never my intention not to let the dog go back," she said.

An entry written by a carer on the day she died read: "Still saying she does not want to live without dog."

The inquest also heard a psychiatrist's report saying Crowhurst may have been suffering from the early stages of dementia, however Coroner John Matthews said the distress caused by the loss of her dog had affected her.

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GOOD NEWS:
Missing Service Dog Back with Owner
posted by mary anna gentleman - OrlandoSentinel.com


Colleague Jeff Weiner has great news to report: Devon, the missing service dog, has been found.

Helen Peraza, the woman responsible for alerting the media that the dog was missing, told him that a British couple in town on vacation spotted Devon wandering in the neighborhood where they’re staying during the nasty storm on Tuesday.

They took Devon in and fed him but weren’t sure what to do next until they saw a TV news report about his disappearance. After the report, they called Helen, who arranged the reunion.

She said the couple took good care of the dog.
Of Devon’s owner, Jeffrey Bazer of South Carolina, Helen said: “He’s very happy. Everyone’s excited.”

She said she wasn’t there for the reunion, but is looking forward to seeing Devon and Jeffrey on Saturday morning.



Wounded NJ Police Dog Could Return to Work
MyCentralJersey.com


SALEM — New Jersey police say a police dog shot in the line of duty this week is expected to make a full recovery and return to work.

Jordan, a K-9 in Salem, was shot in the chest Wednesday during a standoff.

The dog's handler, Patrolman William Robinson, was also grazed by a bullet.

Salem Police Sgt. Robert Hans says the dog was so stoic during the event that his handler didn't realize he'd been shot.

The dog is now at the University of Pennsylvania Veterinary Hospital in Philadelphia.

Veterinarian Vince Thawley tells the Today's Sunbeam newspaper that the bullet is still lodged in the dog, but the only injury it caused was minor lung bruising.

The Salem County K-9 Association is looking for donations to pay for Jordan's care.



Labrador Retriever:
America's Most Popular Dog
Diana Normand - wsaw.com


For the 20th year in a row, the American Kennel Club has named the Labrador Retriever the most popular dog in the country.

The German Shepherd came in second, followed by the Yorkshire Terrier, the Beagle, and the Golden Retriever.

Executive Director of the Humane Society of Marathon County Mary Kirlin says a lot of people come looking for the popular labs or lab mixes.

"Labradors are popular hunting dogs, they're a great family dog, everybody knows them, everybody loves them, they're big and friendly," said Kirlin.

But she also says the labs are high energy and can be a lot of work.

She also says even though they are popular, it is always a good idea to do your research before choosing a breed.

If you are interested in adopting an animal or becoming a volunteer, staff say you can simply head down to the Humane Society of Marathon County.



Pets Audition for Letterman Show
By LORI STABILE - MassLive.com


AGAWAM - LuLu, a miniature pinscher, sucked a human's thumb. Dreama, a miniature horse, climbed a step stool. Skylark, an English springer spaniel, ate from a cup.

And John B. Moreau, of Springfield, used a toothbrush, comb and checkbook to open Heineken beer bottles, and chopsticks to pick up a cup.

All were at tryouts for "The Late Show with David Letterman's Stupid Human Tricks and Stupid Pet Tricks" at Dave's Soda and Pet Food City on Saturday.

But they will have to wait and see if they made the final cut.

Lori A. Overlock, account executive at Springfield's CBS 3, said that when the Late Show came calling about holding auditions, she went "straight to Dave's." She said the last time there was a casting call for the show in New England, it was in Vermont, and that was a few years ago. Overlock was not sure when the contestants will be told if their tricks are worthy of a nationwide audience.

She may be 4, but LuLu "sucks my thumb like a baby," said owner Susan E. Krom, 60, of Holyoke.

Krom brought along friend Mary A. Corriveau, of Easthampton, because LuLu also likes to suck her thumb. LuLu wore a pink sweater with a princess emblem as well as a fur collar for her audition.

And she did not disappoint.

LuLu latched onto Corriveau's thumb for the television cameras, but saved her most vigorous thumb-sucking for her owner.

"She'll fall asleep on it . . . It's stress relief for her," Krom said. "She's done it since she was a puppy."

LuLu won't just suck anyone's thumb. The show dog only saves thumb-sucking for people "in her pack," Krom said.

"She's 6 pounds of attitude," Corriveau, 60, said.

"You love sucking that thumb, huh?" Corriveau said to LuLu.

Brittany M. Price, 24, of Amherst, brought her 13-year-old miniature horse Dreama.

"She's done tricks in my backyard for years. I always wanted her to have her shot on something commercial," Price said.

"Are you a good girl?" Price asked Dreama.

Dreama nodded yes.

Philip E. Plumadore, of Springfield, and his daughter Krystle, 10, had their 2-year-old Jack Russell terrier Princess with them. Princess is deaf and obeys hand commands to perform tricks such as rolling, spinning and sitting. Plumadore said he thought it would be fun to do the audition with his daughter and said it would be cool if they landed on the show.

Veronica L. Bobskill, 9, of Agawam, had her gerbil Leslie race across dominoes for a pumpkin seed. She also has another gerbil, Scampers.

"I like to play with them and do tricks with them," Veronica said.

James P. Ramsey, of Easthampton, described Skylark, 6, as "built like a Buick." It was Ramsey's 53rd birthday, and he said Skylark can do "a whole array of tricks" that he and his four children have taught him.

"At home he performs without flaw," Ramsey said.

Ramsey said he likes the pet tricks segment on Letterman. In addition from eating - without using his paws - from a cup, Skylark stopped, dropped and rolled.

"I hope he does get on. It will be fun," Ramsey said.



Yorkie Training and Housebreaking Tips
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Yorkie owners may not go through difficulties when it comes to yorkie training considering that the breed is said to be fairly easy to train. With their active and clever personality along with having responsible owners, there is no stopping this breed in theyre] [supposed. However, though they are of the same breed, not all yorkies have the same personality. For some reason, a yorkie may end up stubborn hence resulting to hard and sometimes frustrating training.

Housebreaking is one of the several things your pet needs to perfect throughout his lifetime. Its important that he knows where and when to do his thing unless you are willing to clean after his accidents for 12 years or so.

Here are a few yorkie training advice to help you housebreak your adorable toy dog:

•Unless he is in a crate or a fenced in area, Fido must be constantly supervised to prevent accidents. Additionally, keeping him under your nose at all times when he is out of the crate will also let you provide timely correction.

•Talking about correction, dont forget to correct him only when you catch him in the act of creating a mistake.

•Learn more about your dogs physical state and capacities. Young puppies do not have full control of their bladder and bowel hence they must be taken out frequently during the day to prevent accidents. Recommended times are after getting out of bed, when excited, nervous or stressed, after drinking and eating, after exercise or activity and before sleeping.

•Apart from taking him out on a schedule, you should also feed him with high quality foods on a schedule.

•Physical punishment wont help you achieve successful yorkie training. The truth is, punishment will only do more harm than good.

•Accidents are inevitable. Should an accident arise, clean up all your dogs mess to keep him from doing his thing at that exact same spot again.

•Reward every good behavior.



Pet Safety:
Tips for Taking Dogs in the Car
 and Keeping It Clean
By NJ Star-Ledger Guest Columnist




Spreading out the dog's blanket for a car trip can avoid "accidents" by signaling to a house-trained pet that it should observe the same no-go policy that's kept inside the house.


Taking a beloved pooch on a ride-along in the car can be an adventure and a challenge. There are safety issues as well as the condition of the vehicle to consider.

Heidi Ganahl, CEO and founder of Camp Bow Wow dog day care centers has the following tips for protecting both your pet and your car, weather it's a quick run to the park or a weekend road trip.

Don’t throw caution to the wind: Fido loves to stick his head outside of the car, but this can be dangerous. One of the most common driving-related injuries is caused by flying debris. In worst case scenarios, this can lead to blindness or nerve damage.

Invest in a pet harness: A pet harness keeps you and your dog safe. According to AAA, unrestrained animals lead to 30,000 accidents annually. A harness can keep you pet inside the vehicle and alive as well as preventing your pup from wreaking havoc in your car.

Pack provisions: When driving long distances, make sure you have plenty of water and food for your dog. To avoid a backseat mishap, stop at a rest area to feed and water your dog. Never try to feed your dog while driving; it will only create a mess that you’ll later regret.

Prevent “accidents": Be sure to take Fido for a walk before a car ride. Also, if you are going on a longer trip, avoid feeding your pet two hours before you will leave.

No-waste station: Most dogs are perfectly trained to not release their waste inside the house. Bring your dog’s blanket or bedding to signify that your car is an extension of the home.

Avoid hairy situations: To prevent dog hair from taking over your car, it’s important to cover your seats. Also, groom your pet before long car rides. Excess hair can easily be removed by grooming brushes and shedding blades. Finally, it’s important to remove pet hair after each trip to prevent it from accumulating. A thorough vacuuming is recommended, but if you’re pressed for time consider a lint roller.

Attack lingering odors: From time to time, clean your automobile’s floors with a carpet shampoo and baking soda. This will help get rid of the puppy smell. Keep an air freshener that kills bacteria in your glove compartment for a last-minute fix.

See clearly: Some dogs like to lick the inside of car windows. The resulting smudges can be removed easily with a glass-cleaning spray.



'Down, Boy!' Can Encourage Dog to Jump
By Lisa Moore - McClatchy Newspapers

Jumping is attention-seeking behavior for dogs


A frequent and frustrating behavior that dog owners face is their pet jumping for attention.

Despite lots of corrective ways to address it, the dog continues to jump. Often, the solution to an undesirable behavior is to first have a better understanding of why the dog does it, so you can then deny the dog what it wants until you get what you want.

Jumping up is attention-seeking behavior. Our attention — from the dog's perspective — comes in three forms: eye contact, voice and physical touch. With this in mind, if you address your jumping dog by scolding him and pushing him away, you are, in fact, giving him exactly what he is seeking — attention!

From the dog's perspective, you were a little grumpy, but you gave attention nonetheless, so it seems logical for the dog to continue in this manner.

Keep in mind that dogs are bright, and spend enormous amounts of time figuring out how to glean what they want from their environment. Dogs repeat behavior that "pays" them in some sort of way, and quickly discard behavior that doesn't provide a positive outcome.

So, to best address the jumping dog, you must start by ignoring the behavior you don't like. When the dog jumps up, avoid eye contact, turn away from the dog, or walk past him, as if he doesn't exist. Repeat as long as the dog is jumping. Once he determines that jumping is getting him nowhere, he will stop doing it.

Watch and wait for your dog to behave differently; usually what we choose to reward is "all four paws on the floor" behavior. When this happens, you, for the first time, calmly acknowledge your dog and give him a bit of attention.

Of course the second you begin to pet and interact with your dog, the jumping will start up again; it's a well-ingrained pattern. You must be patient, and expect to repeat this message many, many times before the dedicated jumper changes his behavior. Patterns of behaviors are not formed without a lot of practice, and the jumping dogs have usually been successfully getting attention in this manner for some time.

Honestly, the jumping dog will usually jump more often when you initially begin this modification process. This is called the extinction burst. In the dog's mind, jumping has been a successful way to get your attention for quite a while, but now suddenly it isn't working. The dog won't immediately abandon a behavior that has been working so well up to this point. Instead, he will increase the amount of jumping, as if he is testing the theory, before finally coming to the conclusion that it no longer works. In the meantime, the dog begins to see a new pattern emerge — that of getting attention when all four are on the floor.

This is a standard and usually successful method of modifying the jumping behavior. There is a way, however, to get even faster results. Dog trainers who use clickers and apply operant conditioning, positive training techniques, can help a dog get the message more quickly. By using a clicker to "mark" correct behavior the instant it happens, we can click the dog for having all four paws on the floor before he jumps. The clicker allows us to deliver the message much faster than our bodies can respond, thus creating an accelerated learning process for the dog. That's part of the beauty of clicker training; once the dog understands what the clicker means, communicating with your dog becomes easier and learning occurs at a faster rate, including but not limited to, jumping up for attention.

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Lisa Moore's pet-behavior column appears once a month on the Weekly Pet Page. Write to her in care of LifeStyles, The Modesto Bee, P.O. Box 5256, Modesto CA 95352.



5 Tips for Weatherproofing Your Pet
By Tammy Zaluzney - elkridge.patch.com


Our pets share our mixed feelings about the weather. Some are exhilarated by it, romping in the snow, while others race outside to take care of business and then race back in as quickly as possible.

Whether your pets enjoy the cold or not, consider a few simple precautions to keep them happy and healthy during the winter months:

1.Ice is not only dangerous for humans to walk and drive on, it's also dangerous for dogs. They can easily slip, and although most dogs will catch themselves, in doing so they can strain or sprain delicate tissue and tendons. Many a canine cruciate (knee) surgery is the result of a dog slipping on ice. Take care when walking your dog on a leash on slippery walkways, sidewalks and roads. Better yet, stay off the ice altogether.

2.De-icing agents may be helpful in keeping the walkway clear, but they can be tough on a dog's tender feet. Unless you're using a paws-friendly product, de-icers can dry your dog's pads, which then split open and become quite painful. In turn, the dog might lick his sore feet, introducing bacteria that can cause infection. To avoid this painful ordeal for your pet, you have a few options: go chemical-free; put booties on your dog; or use a more natural product for traction, such as clay kitty litter or coffee grounds. Pet-friendly products are also available. Most home improvement stores and some supermarkets carry paws-friendly de-icing products.

3.If it is cold to you, it is cold to your pet. Do not leave him/her outside when the temperature plunges. It is particularly difficult for pets to keep warm in the wind or when wet, so outside time should be limited in this type of weather. Northern breeds such as huskies, malamutes and some shepherds seem to relish the colder weather—it can even be good for them. But unless they are acclimated, they will not be able to tolerate it for long.

4.If you have a short-coated dog, sweaters and coats are not just for fashion. A dog with shorter fur, particularly those dogs who are older or thin, will benefit from wearing a warm coat when out in the cold. I recommend Fido Fleece, which can be purchased online.

5.Not only is anti-freeze from your car deadly to pets, it has a sweet smell and taste that many animals find very appealing. Check your car to make sure that it is not leaking anti-freeze and if you have replaced or refilled anti-freeze recently, please make sure to completely clean up any spills.

This article originally appeared on Perry Hall Patch, where Tammy Zaluzney writes the "Pets of Perry Hall" column.



It's the Pitts:
All Pet Tricks and No Treats
By Lee Pitts - scsun-news.com


I've been impressed with animal magic ever since an assembly in the second grade when a man brought his horse to our school. The man would rattle off a math problem such as, "What's 6 plus 2 minus 3 plus 5 divided by two?" And the horse would stomp its hoof two times.

The lesson the teachers were attempting to impart to us was that if a horse could figure out such a complex equation certainly there was hope for us kids. Although, that's not the message I took away from the exercise. I remember my impression being that I didn't need to learn math because when I grew up I was going to have a horse.

I just figured the horse was so smart because he never had to go to school and fill his brain with all sorts of useless stuff. Which brings me to my subject ... idiotic pet tricks. I'll admit that I am envious of anyone who can teach their pet to do tricks. Of course, I did finally grow up and get a horse but the only trick I was able to teach it was to sleep standing up.

I bought a talking bird once who never spoke another word after it left the store and one of my dogs rolled over when I said "speak." This was the same animal I taught to retrieve by throwing a red rubber ball in hopes it would be a bird dog. It might have worked out fine if I was shooting red rubber balls but this dog wouldn't hunt. It was afraid of anything that had feathers and flew.

I had high hopes of turning my last dog into a sheep-herding machine. I trained her as a pup on ducks, which is a common practice, and sure enough when Aussie got older she was a Grand Champion duck herder. But sheep intimidated her. The only trick my dog ever did was have puppies, which was quite a feat because we thought we had her fixed!

A person has to be really insecure to teach their pets stupid tricks just to impress their smug friends with their overachieving pets. And for what? People get a watch dog and immediately teach it to shake hands, roll over and play dead. I submit that these are not admirable traits for a watch dog! Or, they teach a dog to beg. BIG DEAL! Begging comes naturally to most dogs anyway. Give me a dog who performs useful tricks: Like fetching the neighbor's newspaper on a Sunday morning.

I'll admit there was one dog that made me jealous of its owner. One day many years ago I was fixing fence with Todd, the manger of the ranch next door. It was a hot day and Todd asked if I wanted a beer. I answered in the affirmative, requesting my favorite brand, Coors. I swear on my honor Todd told his dog to go to the refrigerator and fetch me a Colorado Kool Aid. Mind you, I did not laugh because I already knew Todd's dog could do things that I couldn't, like catch a Frisbee and scratch his head with his foot. But fetching a beer, now this would be a real trick indeed!

Sure enough, Todd had taught his dog to go to a small refrigerator in an old dairy barn, open the door, grab a cold can without getting slobber on the top, and retrieve it. Please keep in mind that dogs are color blind and do not have opposable thumbs! This was the most useful dog I'd ever seen. "Surely" I said, "this is some kind of magic."

Nope. Todd asked what other kind of beer I wanted and I said that I'd have a Bud. I believe he would have retrieved pretzels and beer nuts had I asked. The only beer that dog couldn't come back with was a Mexican brand because Todd was all out and I doubt the liquor store would have sold the dog any without an ID. Maybe they would have, who knows?

Being an amateur animal trainer myself, I thought I'd teach my pets a couple of these useful tricks to really impress my friends. I ended up with a numerically challenged horse and a dog that likes to drink beer.

Lee Pitts is a syndicated columnist and the author of several books.



Pets and Your Health:
Separating Fact, Fiction
cbsnews.com

"Early Show" resident veterinarian Dr. Debbye Turner Bell answers questions and busts myths about how your pet can affect your health.


NEW YORK -- Plenty of conventional "wisdom" about the impact of pets on humans' health - and yours on theirs -- is flat-out wrong, or misleading.

Resident "Early Show" veterinarian Dr. Debbye Turner Bell addressed several common questions Thursday:

Is it dangerous to sleep with your pet?

It is generally not dangerous to sleep with your pets. Millions of pet owners have shared their beds with their pets since the beginning of domesticated animals. However, there are some hygiene issues and cautions that should be taken into consideration. First, there are some diseases that can be passed from pets to people (these are called zoonotic diseases) through such close proximity. They include ringworm, tapeworms, hookworms, and a host of infections that are transmitted from fleas and ticks. Those who have a vulnerable immune system should be especially cautious. That would include young children, elderly, sick individuals, and those with immunodeficiency (like those living with HIV). These individuals should avoid sleeping with animals.

It is also a good idea to keep your pet clean and well-groomed, for a host of health-related reasons involving you and your pet. They should also be free of fleas and ticks. You may want to keep your pet on top of the covers and not between the sheets with you. And of course, keep the pet out of the bed when you or the animal has an active infection of any kind. Otherwise, 'night, 'night, sleep tight!

Are dogs' mouths cleaner than humans'?

This is definitely a myth. Dogs come in contact with a host of pathogens (germs) through their enthusiastic exploration with their mouths. They gleefully eat feces, their own and others'. They drink sloppily from the toilet. They lick their own private parts. They will pretty much put any and everything in their mouths. The reason that all this indiscriminate mouthing doesn't make them sick is that they have a natural set of good bacteria (flora) that helps them fight infection. We do not have this same flora. So if your pooch dines on cat poop then kisses you in the mouth, some pretty nasty germs can be passed along to you. Many people allow their dog to "kiss" them on the mouth. If they knew where their dog's mouth has been just before that kiss, my guess is they would think again about that practice.

Can you catch the flu from your pet?

Unlike bacteria, viruses are much more specific about the host in which they can survive and multiply. So, in general, viruses are not transmitted across a wide number of species. But it is possible for a virus to change (or mutate) and adapt to the environment of a new host (different animals). That is why there have been outbreaks of swine flu and avian flu among human beings. While there is an influenza virus that is quite contagious among dogs, there has been no evidence that it infects humans. Most viruses that cause upper respiratory symptoms like sneezing, runny nose and eyes, and coughing are not known to be contagious to people. But if your dog does have a runny nose, contact your veterinarian to have him checked as soon as possible.

Do dogs bite children more than adults?

According to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC), 4.7 million people are bitten by dogs each year. One in five bites requires medical attention (800,000 people). Approximately a dozen people die from dog attacks each year. Children are most at risk of being bitten by a dog, especially those between 5 - 9 years old. This is often because the child is at eye level with the dog, approaches or handles the dog inappropriately, bothers the dog's toys or food. Adults should never leave an infant or small child unsupervised with a dog. Never!!

More facts: dult men are more often bitten by a dog than an adult female. Adults with 2 or more dogs as pets are 5 times more likely to be bitten according to the CDC. Eighty-two percent of all fatal bites are by an unrestrained dog (one that is not on a leash or restricted in a yard or carrier).

Wrong ways to approach a strange dog:

1) Running toward an unfamiliar dog.

2) Getting eye level, very close, and smiling. When you smile at the dog, he thinks you are "bearing your teeth" at him. This is an invitation to fight!

3) "Surprising" a dog (sneaking up on him or startling him while he is sleeping). Often, the dog's defense mechanism will kick in, and he will bite in self-defense.

4) Ignoring their warning! If a dogs barks ferociously or growls when you approach his territory, bed, etc. and you continue, that is an engraved invitation to get bitten. They are warning you that they don't like that and you should stop. Listen!!

5) Inappropriate touching: Dogs generally don't like their ears, tail and feet tugged. Some don't like being inverted and rubbed on their belly. This is a position of submission and an aggressive dog will resist this "challenge" vigorously.

Should pet owners make homemade, raw meat meals for their pets?

In recent years, there has been a growing trend in feeding pet dogs and cats raw meat diets. So what, if any, are the benefits and risks of a raw meat diet? There are many differing opinions, but it does seem to come down to two issues -- nutrition and safety. Dogs are omnivores, like humans. They need meat, grains, and vegetables. The challenge with any diet that has not been carefully formulated by veterinary nutritionist is to ensure that the pet gets all of their daily nutritional needs in a safe and balanced way. That is why feeding a high quality, commercially prepared diet is the easiest, most economical, and healthiest option.

Here's what experts say about a raw food diet for pets:

NUTRITION:

ADVOCATES SAY:

-- your pet will get the highest nutritional value from raw foods
-- your pet will be healthier, less likely to get sick, and live longer
-- your pet's performance, coat, body odor, teeth, and breath will improve
-- raw food diets don't have unhealthy additives, such as preservatives
-- raw foods have important nutrients and enzymes that cooking destroys

CRITICS SAY:

-- raw diets are not necessarily complete and balanced
-- there is no study that shows raw food diets are healthier for pets
-- raw food diets may be difficult for your pet to digest
-- bones can damage the animal's teeth and digestive tract

SAFETY:

ADVOCATES SAY:

-- there is NO greater risk handling raw meat for animals than there is for people. The same precautions should be taken.
-- dogs and cats have very different systems than humans. They have stronger stomach acids and pass along food much more quickly, therefore they are not at high risk

CRITICS SAY:

-- health risks for people, associated with handling raw meats, including bacteria and parasites (eg. E.Coli, salmonella, Campylobactor, Trichinella), are a concern
-- pets are just as susceptible to the bacteria and parasites in raw meats as humans
-- while some proponents say freezing will kill the bacteria, it is not true
-- cooking meat is the best way to kill pathogens

From the American Veterinary Medical Association: "There is a greater apparent risk to animals and humans from feeding a raw meat diet," Dr. Strohmeyer commented. "I really do not think that there is any advice we, as veterinarians, can give to improve safety. You can give basic food safety guidelines like hand washing, cleaning surfaces, and bowls, etc., not letting the food sit out for extended periods of time. I just think that it would be a disservice for a veterinarian to give any recommendation for the safety of dogs and their owners (except to not feed raw meat to pets). Bacteria are not the only health concern, there are also parasites and protozoal organisms that can be transmitted in raw meat, even meat labeled fit for human consumption."

Another concern is food safety. According to veterinary nutritionist, Dr. Rebecca Remillarde, the link between handling raw foods at home and exposure to food-borne organisms resulting in food poisoning has been well-documented. Not only does it put humans at risk, but animals are also susceptible to certain sub-species of E.Coli and salmonella. In fact, given the potential risk of handling raw foods, coupled with the growing trend (and therefore increased number of companies producing and selling raw products), the FDA has set up guidelines for just such companies.



Wheelchairs for Pets and Animals
by Destiny - amsvans.com



The idea of wheelchairs for pets was designed so that elderly, handicapped, and injured pets can live life to the fullest. Wheelchairs made for animals give them hope to live sufficient lives, and they give owners another option they might have not been aware of. There are many different products designed to suit your pet’s specific needs. A wheelchair can enable your animal to run, play, exercise, and lead a healthy life. The product is designed to help animals with hip and leg problems, degenerative myelopathy (MD), hip dysplasia, arthritis, paralysis, slipped disc, soreness, spinal and neurological problems, surgical recovery, and so much more.


When opting for a wheelchair for your pet there are many different angles you need to consider such as your pet’s measurements, weight and lifestyle, activity level, and terrain your pet plays on. The wheelchair is also designed to allow your pet to urinate and defecate normally and easily. Wheelchairs are not only restricted to smaller animals, some have been designed for animals weighing over 250 pounds. The variety of pets with different disabilities able to use this type of product are hardly limited. There have been chairs made for canines, felines, goats, bunnies, ferrets, guinea pigs, rats, deer, miniature horses, alpacas, sheep, pigs and other exotic pets. The wheelchairs are designed with your pets comfort first and foremost. There are also additional support systems such as Belly Straps that help animals with additional mid-back/abdomen injuries.


Pneumatic wheel tires are air filled and sealed with a maintenance-free bearing cartridge to give your pet the most comfortable transportation available. Also, they allow your pet the option of maneuvering over multiple types of terrains such as, grass, gravel, sand, pavement, and rocky, or unbalanced terrain. Stirrups are for pets without complete or no use of their hind legs. If the pet doesn’t have completely functional hind legs they can still move their legs back and forth for extra exercise, however if the pet cannot operate their hind legs sufficiently they can rest their hind legs comfortably. A walking axle allows the pet to have their legs down while operating the wheel chair instead of resting them on the stirrup. A Front Harness keeps the wheelchair moving in sync with your pet, also making his movements more comfortable. There are also chairs made with weight adjustments designed to balance your pets weight. This prevents pressure from being applied to your pets forelimbs, making sure the wheelchair is meeting it’s full potential.




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From Cat Poop to Coffee

Tips to Keep Your Pets Safe
in Freezing Temps
necn.com


(NECN) - Don't forget your pets during the deep freeze.

The MSPCA says there are several things pet owners should do to ensure their animals are safe and warm.

--Make sure outdoor shelters are dry, secure from the wind, and large enough for the animal to move around.

--Keep walks short during winter months.

--Rap on the hood of your car to make sure your cat is not asleep in a wheel well or under the hood.

--Short-haired dogs should wear protective clothing.

--Pets that spend more time outdoors also require more food.



Frostbite is Real Danger for Pets
By BRIAN J. LOWNEY - SouthCoastToday.com


As Mother Nature continues to blanket the region with ice and snow, make sure your pets are protected from a lurking danger the cold presents — frostbite.

"In the recent weather we have experienced, these dangers have been, and will continue to be, real and urgent matters for pets and their owners," warns Dr. Philip Gaudet, owner of Capeway Veterinary Hospital of Fairhaven.

Frostbite attacks a pet's extremities, including the ears, toes, tail and genitals, when the animal is exposed to freezing temperatures for more than a few minutes.

"This is the worst and most rapid way to interrupt the blood supply to those body parts," Gaudet says.

Frostbite can occur at and just below the freezing point of 32 degrees Fahrenheit. While shorthaired or smooth-coated animals, such as pugs and whippets, are more prone to freezing than longhaired pets, all animals can be affected.

"Of course, husky-like pets will fare better than Chihuahuas and their short-coated relations," Gaudet notes.

Although the time it takes for frostbite to develop depends on the ambient temperature, if it's below freezing, a few minutes can make a difference. So when you let your pet outside to relieve itself, make sure it gets back inside when it's freezing.

"Better yet, if possible, set up a small, easily cleaned, papered area in the house for your pet to soil," Gaudet says.

When a pet's frostbitten extremities begin to thaw, the area will first become warm and painful, then swollen and tender when touched. If not properly treated, the tissue gradually hardens to a texture similar to old leather or cardboard, and eventually begins to flake and peel away from the skin like a scab.

"Underneath may be more dead tissue or an open wound," Gaudet warns. "Ear tips and tails will rot off and may expose the cartilage or tailbone. Toes and sometimes lower legs are similarly affected. The prepuce (penis sheath) can also freeze."

Gaudet says that treatment of frostbite is initially a matter of returning the tissues to normal body temperature, 100.5 degree to 102.5 degrees for both cats and dogs.

"A soft massage with your bare hands or cool moist cloths will slowly return any tissue to body temperature. Sometimes a simple antibiotic and good nursing care is all that is necessary. In some cases, surgical intervention (amputation) is required."

Author and columnist Amy Shojai says that cats are actually "a bit more savvy than dogs when it comes to cold weather" and generally seek shelter more quickly.

"Cats tuck their feet under the belly so toes may not be affected as often," Shojai says, but she warns that ear tips and tails are at risk because these extremities are exposed even when a feline is curled into a ball.

Shojai, author of 23 pet care books including the "The First-Aid Companion for Dogs and Cats," says that frostbite can be difficult to detect when the pale white, gray or blue color of frozen skin is hidden by fur. She adds that even the Nordic breeds, such as huskies and Finnish spitz, can suffer from frostbite.

"Pets may limp from frozen toes, frozen ear tops tend to droop and the skin will be very cold, hard and non-pliable," she says.

Shojai says it's imperative that outdoor pets have proper shelter from the wind and cold, or the animal could die. The size of the shelter should only be slightly larger than the pet's body so the animal can be warmed by its own body heat.

"Even better," she says, "keep your cats and dogs inside and avoid the risk altogether."

Swansea resident Brian J. Lowney has been writing about pets for more than a decade. He is a past president of the Wampanoag Kennel Club, an active dog show judge and shares his home with two shelter-adopted cats. All of Brian's columns are available online in our new pet section. Visit http://pets.SouthCoastToday.com



Irresponsible Pet Owners
Need to be Held Accountable
StarNewsOnline.com


I have fostered and adopted numerous dogs and cats from local shelters during my lifetime and my current menagerie of dogs and cats includes several rescues – one from the Pender County Animal Shelter. All are spayed/neutered.

The article about the shelter seeking immediate homes for its current animals because the facility needs to be closed temporarily for much needed repairs rightfully stressed the often heard need for pet owners to spay or neuter their animals. But it was with some disgust and anger that I read “Litters of puppies regularly arrive … multiple times per year from the same pet owner…”! Public tax money pays for this shelter. People talk about getting the government out of their lives. What about getting problems like this out of their lives?

If a pet owner makes us pay for his/her irresponsibility, I think it’s time for us to take away their right to have a pet. Fourteen hundred plus dogs and 1,300 plus cats went through the Pender shelter in 2010. When will we say enough is enough?

Christopher Smith
Burgaw



Tug Gettling:
Tips to Prevent a Pet-Caused Fire
Tug Gettling - Daily Herald


Although the National Pet Fire Safety Day is typically held in July, the winter season is a good time to think about fire safety for your pets as most home fires occur during the winter. As temperatures get colder indoor activities increase and a variety of heat sources are utilized to keep ourselves and our pets warm and cooking appliances are used to prepare food.

Fire is a major hazard for both people and pets in the United States. The Federal Emergency Management Agency reports that more than 4,000 people die and 25,000 are injured every year due to fires in the United States.

According to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, about 85 percent of all fire deaths occur at home. Fire departments respond to more than 350,000 home fires every year and deaths caused by fire and burns are the third leading cause of fatalities in the home.

In comparison, roughly 40,000 pets die annually because of fire. The shocking statistic is that approximately 1,000 house fires are accidentally caused by the homeowner's pets.

Taking some preventative measures can greatly reduce the chance of a pet-caused home fire. Here are some things to consider.

• Pet proof your home. Spend some time walking around and through your home looking for potential fire hazards. Check for dangling or exposed wires, stove knobs that can be turned on by your pet, unsecured heaters or cords, etc. Create barriers such as doggie doors or pet crates to keep your pets away from hazards.

• Eliminate open flames in your house -- especially when you are not present. Candles and fireplaces need to be monitored at all times if a pet is present.

Scented candle burners and warmers can intrigue a pet enough to investigate, leading to an accidental fire. Keep them turned off and unplugged when you are not home and your pet is.

Heat lamps are often used to heat dog houses in the winter. This should be done with extreme caution and special measures should be taken to assure that a fire cannot inadvertently be caused by your pet.

• Assure your pet has identification; microchip, license, and/or affix a pet identification tag to your pet's collar so that in the event you are separated you can be reunited.

• Get a pet alert window cling or sticker and put it in your window. This notifies emergency personnel that there is a pet in the home.

• Do not use glass water or food bowls for your pets as they can act like a magnifying glass when they are in the sunlight, igniting a fire.

• Remove your stove knobs or purchase safety covers for them as this is the No. 1 appliance involved in a pet-started fire.

• Keep your pets on the ground floor in rooms or areas near the entrances when leaving your pets home alone so that emergency personnel can easily locate them.

• Have your heating system inspected annually.

Consider utilizing a monitored alarm system that notifies emergency personnel in the case of a fire.

• Make a fire/emergency escape plan that includes your pets. If you have to evacuate your house take your pets with you. Keep leashes and collars near the door for easy and quick location -- you do not want to be running around the house looking for a leash during an emergency.

• If you return home and find your house is on fire DO NOT attempt to rescue your pet. Call 911 immediately and let the professionals handle it.

• Tug Gettling is director of North Utah Valley Animal Services



Samaritans Rescue Cat
By Marlene Switzer/wickedlocal.com




Ralphie recovers from life-saving surgery following a serious car accident Jan. 21.


Amesbury, Mass. — The motorist whose car struck Ralphie might have been distracted by the falling snow Friday, but this was a hit-and-run, all the same. The 10-year-old, grey and white cat escaped with his life but sustained grave injuries in the encounter.

Ralphie is known to many people although he doesn’t have a home. He lives with a feral cat colony in Salisbury and depends on the kindness of caretakers who provide him food and water.

On Jan. 21, they intervened in his fate, plucking him from the 7 a.m. accident scene, monitoring his condition and finally delivering him to the Merrimack River Feline Rescue Society shelter on Route 110 in Salisbury. He arrived at about 3 p.m. in severe distress and, so, was handed off to another Samaritan, who first took him to Newbury Animal Hospital, where it was determined he would require emergency treatment. The last leg of his journey was to Essex County Veterinary Emergency Hospital in North Andover.

That evening, the gentle cat underwent surgery to repair a diaphragmatic hernia. The veterinarian’s report to Stacy LeBlanc, founder of the MRFRS, was detailed and optimistic. She shared the information with an e-mail group made up of shelter supporters and other interested parties:

“Ralphie sailed through the surgery and is doing better than anyone could expect! He has a chest tube, which is hardly draining at all ‑ a great sign that his lungs are fully expanding to fill the pleural apace.

“If he continues to do so well, they will pull the chest tube later today. He has a fentanyl drip for pain, which is necessary while the chest tube is in,” she wrote.

In laymen’s terms, LeBaron explained, “He was hit in such a way that his intestines were pushed up into his chest cavity, putting a hole in his diaphragm. So he couldn't breathe on his own.”

Ralphie’s strong recovery has doctors predicting he will be released to foster care Monday, and what has been the worst thing to happen to him ironically could turn out to be the best thing: He will be available for adoption.

The down side
What takes the glow from this feel-good tale is the story behind the story. Ralphie’s plight became known Friday when Stacy LeBaron sent out a desperate appeal for donations to cover the cost of his surgery. The estimate was $3,000, a figure that could rise.

Ralphie is a mature feral cat that, just following painful surgery, expressed his gratitude with robust purring and “making biscuits” (a.k.a. kneading). He has lived all 10 years of his life without a home.

Which is not so unusual in this area. LeBaron said the MRFRS knows of about 50 feral cats in Newburyport, Salisbury and Amesbury. Shelter volunteers care for about 20 of them, and the others are handled by private caretakers. Like many, many feral cats in this area, Ralphie was neutered by the MRFRS 10 years ago, so he is known to its volunteers.

“We know there are more out there, and we want to be able to make sure those cats get the attention that they need,” she said. “We estimate that there are about 100-150 cats in these towns that we don't know about and we want to know about.”

The dire straits in which Ralphie found himself are not unusual, LeBaron said.

“We usually have something like this every month. Our last appeal letter focused on Scarface and Al Capone, two cats that had some very serious injuries, and they have now been adopted and are extremely well loved in their homes.

“This just shows that it is so hard for these free-roaming, feral kitties; when something traumatic happens, there is no one there for them.

That necessity has led the MRFRS to look for ways to tap into a sympathetic community of animal lovers for donations when the need is acute.

“We are actually starting up an emergency funding e-mail group, so that when a situation like this happens, and there are folks willing to contribute a few dollars, we will be able to get the word out right away.

“I am proud to say that the MRFRS is there for these kitties,” LeBaron said. “Through the support of our volunteers, donors, Captain Courageous Fund, and now this emergency assistance group, we will be able to help these cats in need.”

Donations to help Ralphie can be made by sending a check to: MRFRS, 63 Elm St, Salisbury, 01952, or online at mrfrs.org. Feel free to create a Facebook page for Ralphie by going to firstgiving.com/mrfrs



Savvy Senior:
Affordable Vet Care for Senior Pet Owners
By Jim Miller - Contra Costa Times


Struggling with the high cost of veterinary care is a common problem for millions of pet owners today, especially seniors living on a tight budget. Routine medical care can cost hundreds of dollars, while urgent/specialized treatments and procedures can run into the thousands. Fortunately, you can do some things to reduce your vet bills without sacrificing your pet's health. Some tips and resources:

Shop Around: If you're not attached to a particular vet, shop around and compare costs. Call different vet clinics in your area to get price quotes on basic services such as annual exams and vaccinations, as well as bigger-ticket items like to repair a broken leg, and be sure to ask for references, too. Also, check to see if you live near a veterinary medical school (see veterinaryschools.com for a listing). Many provide low-cost care to limited-income pet owners.

Work With Your Vet: To help make your bills more manageable, see if your vet's office accepts payment plans. Find out if your vet offers discounts to senior citizens or reduces fees for annual checkups if you bring in multiple pets. Also, if your vet prescribes an expensive treatment for your pet, it's a smart idea to get a second opinion. It will cost you another consultation fee, but another vet may have other, less expensive ways to treat your pet.

Search for Low-Cost Care: Many municipal and nonprofit animal shelters offer free or low-cost spaying and neutering programs and vaccinations, and some work with local vets willing to provide care at reduced prices for low-income and senior citizen pet owners.

Financial Assistance: A wide variety of "veterinary care assistance programs" help people in need pay their vet bills. The U.S. Humane Society provides a listing of national and state programs on their website at www.humanesociety.org/petfinancialaid. If you don't have Internet access, ask a friend or family member to help you, or visit your local public library. Another good resource is the American Animal Hospital Association's "Helping Pets Fund" (www.aahahelpingpets.org, 866-443-5738). Details are available at healthypet.com.

Buy Cheaper Medicine: Medicine purchased at the vet's office is usually much more expensive than you can get online. Instead, get a prescription from your vet (ask for generic is possible) so you can shop for the best price. Good deals can be found at sites like 1800petmeds.com (800-738-6337) or absolutelypets.com (888-511-7387). Or, see discountpetmedicines.com, a resource that has links to sites that offer lower-priced medications. It also doesn't hurt to ask the vet for free samples.

Contact Savvy Senior at: P.O. Box 5443, Norman, OK 73070, or visit www.savvysenior.org.



Oldest-Known American Dog Found in Texas
by Kirsten Taylor - PawNation.com


While analyzing archaeological remains from Southwest Texas, a University of Maine graduate student has discovered evidence of the oldest-known dog in the Americas.

Samuel Belknap was studying ancient human waste to determine what residents of the Lower Pecos region of Texas ate between 1,000 and 10,000 years ago when he found a fingernail-size bit of bone. DNA analysis confirmed it belongs to a domestic dog that lived approximately 9,400 years ago, the Associated Press reports.

According to UCLA professor Robert Wayne, North America's first mutts are thought to have arrived with early settlers who crossed the Bering land bridge from Asia 10,000 years ago or more. Not much is known about our continent's early dogs, so Belknap's find was a lucky one.

Older dog remains have been discovered in other parts of the world, including some from 31,000 years ago unearthed in Belgium, Wayne told the AP. But Belknap's find is thought to be the oldest domestic dog yet discovered in the New World.



Roasting the Most Expensive Coffee
 in the World, from Cat Poop
msnbc.com


Jonathan Woods writes: According to Wikipedia, Kopi luwak, or civet coffee, is coffee made from the beans of coffee berries which have been eaten by the Asian Palm Civet and other related civets, then passed through its digestive tract.

A civet eats the berries for their fleshy pulp. In its stomach, proteolytic enzymes seep into the beans, making shorter peptides and more free amino acids. Passing through a civet's intestines the beans are then defecated, keeping their shape. After gathering, thorough washing, sun drying, light roasting and brewing, these beans yield an aromatic coffee with much less bitterness, widely noted as the most expensive coffee in the world.

Kopi luwak is produced mainly on the islands of Sumatra, Java, Bali and Sulawesi in the Indonesian Archipelago, and also in the Philippines (where the product is called motit coffee in the Cordillera and kape alamid in Tagalog areas) and also in East Timor (where it is called kafé-laku). Weasel coffee is a loose English translation of its name in Vietnam, where popular, chemically simulated versions are also produced.

Have you tried this coffee before? Is it worth paying top dollar?



A four month old Luwak is tempted by some red coffee beans at the BAS Coffee plantation on Jan. 20, 2011, in Tapaksiring, Bali, Indonesia. The Luwak is an Asian palm civet, which looks like a cross between a cat and a ferret. Paula Bronstein / Getty Images




Vet's View:
10 Most Common Complaints
By Patty Khuly, Special for USA TODAY


Some pet owners really get my goat. They're the ones whose moans, lamentations and outsized hand-wringing make me and my staff want to wring their necks. You know who they are. They're not your favorites, either. They're just as willing to regularly return food at restaurants and routinely declare war against anyone behind a counter. Tiresome, right?
In a veterinary environment, such whining takes on very specific forms. In an effort to exorcise the demons of a difficult week (and for your infotainment, of course), here's a list of the 10 most common pet owner complaints I hear:

• The free pet wail. "This FREE (fill in the blank species) is costing me hundreds of dollars!"

Need I explain why this grievance grates like nails on a chalkboard?

• Dental extraction denial.

"But I've had dogs my entire life and none has ever needed all this expensive dentistry — and all those extractions!"

Are you sure about that?

These owners want their pets to keep all their teeth but they're unwilling or unable to do what's necessary to mitigate the root cause: periodontal disease. Nor are they willing to accept that diseases sometimes truly are beyond our control.

• The sick pet protest.

A corollary to No. 2: "Why do all my pets get sick? How can this be? What are you going to do about it? Why isn't he getting any better?" Which I can only answer, "With your help, we will do our utmost to get your pets well again. We can only do as much as our technology and your cooperation (funds, sometimes) allows."

I understand this one, really I do. Partly because my family is commonly afflicted with all kinds of bizarre and stressful issues that aren't always treatable. But to effectively lodge a complaint against the veterinarian, as if it's the vet's fault that your pet has X disease (as many clients are wont to do) is completely unfair and highly counterproductive.

• The obesity whine.

"But she eats almost nothing! How am I supposed to get her to lose weight?"

I don't know, but something about her waistline tells me you're feeding her too much, regardless of what you consider a reasonable volume.

• The lost hair lament.

"You did NOT clip the hair between her toes!" or "Did you have to take off all that hair just to ultrasound her belly?"

Step away from the ledge and get a grip: It's just hair!

• She's been vomiting for two weeks but I need an appointment NOW.

It might be easy to say, "Your emergency is not our problem!" But the reality is, it is, seeing as it's not the patient's fault his owner waited until the last minute.

• I found her by the side of the road … is it OK if I just leave her here?

Much as I would like to help you (and I will), this is not a shelter. I expect you to do your part, too.

• "I need a payment plan …"

Which is a perfectly acceptable request that most of us can accommodate in some form or another (CareCredit is the one our hospital uses). But expecting the payment plan of your choice is another story. After all, a veterinary hospital shouldn't have to play health care provider and banker.

• The pet shop puppy nightmare.

You might be surprised by all the negativity I get from some owners as I explain the many problems their "well-researched" Internet purchase or "high quality" (read: expensive) pet shop puppy possesses. Everything from congenital eye diseases and heart murmurs to hereditary hip and knee diseases … people can get kind of testy.

But I'm just the messenger!

• Impatience is not a virtue.

When you show up 20 minutes after your appointment and expect to be seen quickly … well, let's just say your expectations are unrealistic.

So can you tell I've had a bad week? Even so, perhaps I should take my own advice and keep my grumblings to myself.

But then, it's probably already too late for that.



Pet Bunnies in Peril as
Year of the Rabbit Nears
By Bernice Han - AFP


SINGAPORE — With just days to go before the Year of the Rabbit dawns, animal-welfare groups in Asia are warning of an inevitable outcome: abandoned and neglected bunnies.

Pet retailers across the region are seeing brisk demand for the furry, fast-breeding creatures ahead of the Lunar New Year, which falls on February 3 in the Chinese almanac.

"There's no better time to help rabbits than during the Year of the Rabbit, and you can do so by refusing to support the pet trade that causes so many animals to suffer," said activist Maggie Chen from People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA).

"Rabbits aren't just cute and fluffy, they're high-maintenance animals who require significant resources, equipment, attention and veterinary care."

As the Year of the Tiger draws to a close, Thai retailer Eakmon Prempinitpong says his rabbit sales via the Internet have roughly doubled thanks to customers buying them as presents for their sweethearts.

"The main customers are teenagers and college students," Eakmon said.

In China, rabbit sales are also up, with shop owners touting them ahead of dogs and cats as perfect household companions -- and affordable as well.

Prices vary from $3.00-$39.50 depending on the breed.

"Sales from January 1 until now are nearly as good as sales for all of last year," one vendor at the Nanshan pet market in the northeastern city of Qingdao was quoted by Chinese media as saying.

"They look cute and are easy to care for," the vendor said.

It is exactly such sales pitches that worry animal-welfare groups and veterinarians who say bunnies suffer from the misconception that they are easy to maintain.

"Many people buy pets on impulse and do not fully understand the responsibilities of keeping an animal at home," said Jacelyn Heng, president of the bunny-loving group House Rabbit Society Singapore.

"The problem is particularly acute for rabbits because people wrongly assume that they are low-maintenance starter pets for children.

"Many pet shops in Singapore are also not well-informed about the care needed for a pet rabbit and often provide wrong or false information to the unknowing first-time owners."

Thai veterinarian Thosaporn Anuntakulnatee from the Faculty of Veterinary Science in Bangkok's Chulalongkorn University agreed.

"Some people don't know how to take care of the rabbits and end up throwing them away in the wild or leaving them at a temple," he said.

"Rabbits can breed quickly, and we will have a problem controlling their population, especially if they are an alien species."

When the last Year of the Rabbit occurred in 1999, the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (SPCA) in Singapore took in 625 pet bunnies that had been abandoned or given up by their owners.

That was a 116 percent spike from the previous year.

The SPCA says it is too early to predict if this year will turn out to be any different but it is not taking anything for granted.

It has joined hands with the House Rabbit Society Singapore to urge the public not to fall into the trap of buying a pet bunny on impulse.

"Just as we would like to be optimistic, we have learnt to be cautious from our past experience as to whether or not people are going to be tempted to buy bunnies," Deirdre Moss, the executive director of the SPCA, told AFP.

"Unfortunately, we are living in a consumer-oriented society -- people get tempted easily especially when it's cute and cuddly," she said.

"We are just keeping our fingers crossed. Hopefully, it won't be the same as it was 12 years ago. We just hope that members of the public who get tempted will think twice."

Abandonment is not the only threat to bunnies in Asia during the festive season.

Some restaurants are offering rabbit-meat dishes for the Lunar New Year celebrations, which last for 15 days until February 17.

One such restaurant is Szechuan Court in Singapore, where head chef Sebastian Goh has specially created a spicy rabbit stew that includes other prized Chinese delicacies like abalone and dried scallops.

"I thought that this would be an auspicious opportunity to introduce rabbit meat to Chinese diners by adding it into this dish, as rabbit is very seldom featured in Chinese cuisine," said Goh.



Fancy Goldfish Make a Terrific Pet
TropicalFishLovers.com


Fancy goldfish make an exceptional indoor pet for loads of individuals with busy lifestyles and the yearning for pets and a few variety of companionship but not the gap of their homes or their lives to actively maintain and lift pets like dogs or cats.

Goldfish have many advantages that pets that experience legs don’t enjoy and they’re a completely low maintenance but an extremely therapeutically beneficial pet. You never ought to take a goldfish for a walk early within the morning or perhaps when it’s raining. Sometimes you’re just not within the mood for a walk however the conditions are perfect. This isn’t a controversy with goldfish.

Most pets are hideously expensive. The price of raising an ordinary size dog has been estimated by some studies to run in to the tens of thousands of greenbacks that is a sum that few people can really afford. In these hard economic times where people are attempting to lessen on expenses and decrease spending across the house your dog will not be this type of great pet whether it is almost as expensive as citing a toddler. Dogs are expensive to shop for and the prices continue throughout their lives. They must be inoculated and fed with expensive food and later in life after they need hospital treatment that could be a very costly proposition too.

Fish are cheap and simple to purchase and really easy and absolutely painless to preserve that you can even give them as a present to someone without wondering whether or not they could be ready to deal with them and won’t find them to be a burden. Dogs and cats can quickly change into white elephants when given as gifts regardless of how cute and adorable they’re as kittens or puppies.

Fancy goldfish haven’t any such issues. Their short lifespans mean which you don’t have to fret about long time take care of them. Once they die you may decide for you to get another batch and also you are never stuck with them. This is often also vital when you’re taking place vacation or leaving town for business. You don’t have to fret friends with requests to come back over and watch and feed your pets with gold fish and also you shouldn’t have to fret about paying the exorbitant fees that kennels and doggy day care centres charge.

So get yourself some goldfish today. They make great pets and they’re relaxing to observe.



Q. and A. with a Pet Nutritionist
By THE NEW YORK TIMES


Dr. Joe — Joseph J. Wakshlag — a clinical nutritionist at the Baker Institute for Animal Health at Cornell University, is answering readers’ questions about pet food. He is no longer taking questions.

I was not expecting over 100 questions, since other forums I have dealt with have only generated a handful of questions, I guess this tells the story of The New York Times readership. Since the response seems to be overwhelming, I am only picking questions as they relate to overall “concepts in nutrition.” And yes there is a Dr. Joe, but he does have a day job which pays the bill’s, so I am afraid that I will not get to a majority of the “my dog” and “my cat” questions. I am also refraining from answering the “personal pet” questions because I cannot do your individual animal justice in a blog in which a two-page questionnaire is essential to understanding the medical needs and goals for each of your animals. For those looking for balanced homemade diets for healthy dogs and cats, there is a veterinary-run service I recommend called Balanceit.com. It’s relatively cheap and will likely be something useful for those of you looking to home-cook. Cornell University Hospital for Animals also offers similar services.

Q.I would just like to know a good home-made dog food recipe for my 10 year-old pitbull -shar pei mix, or even the correct percentage of protein, vegetable, carbohydrate, fat, etc. as well as any supplements to add. Even my vet wasn’t 100 percent sure of the percentages. – T. Goodridge, Maine

A.I wish I could provide this basic information, but without any idea of the known medical history, predisposition, body weight, body condition, this is very difficult.

I would like to touch on the idea that your vet does not have advice for you on this subject. I think we expect our veterinarian to know a little too much in today’s day and age. Vets are expected to be infectious disease experts, pediatricians, surgeons, endocrinologists and yes even nutritionist. We don’t expect this of our general practitioners, but for some reason expect this of our vets. It’s a tall order particularly when we work in the multiple species component. This is the reason the veterinary medicine also has specialists.

Q.I breed and show dogs. I’ve had dogs since 1987. I feed my dogs a conventional commercial diet and I have never had a dog with any kind of food allergy. I usually have 5-6 dogs at any one time. My dogs have been living long, healthy lives into their teen years. Have I just been very lucky? I hear people talking about their dogs having allergies and problems with food all the time. I can’t believe that I’m the only person with dogs that do well on an ordinary commercial dog food. I do read about dog foods a lot and make sure that I’m using a good food, but it baffles me that so many people/dogs have trouble with foods. I used to add supplements and vitamins to my dogs’ diet but now I just feed the dog food. They have beautiful coats, great skin, healthy dogs. I guess I don’t understand why other owners and dogs have so many problems and I’ve been so lucky. It seems like, in all these years, with so many dogs, I would have had a problem if there was something wrong with commercial dog food. – Eshever, Tennessee

A.I do agree with you as I have been using commercial foods all of my life, and yes, I too have dabbled with feeding meat to my performance dogs. However, I have decided against it for a number of reasons. I think in today’s market there are so many choices that it’s actually hard to justify feeding homemade diets in a kennel like yours. Not only is the expense greater than what the article suggested in general, if using high quality produce and meat. Also there are risks of sub-clinical to clinical deficiency if not done correctly. This is why we as nutritionists harp on these things since we are the ones that end up seeing the problems due to diet. Can it be done correctly, absolutely! But I think one has to do the research and become comfortable knowing that they are meeting recommended daily requirements. Even though most of us as humans rarely meet our recommended daily requirements!

Q.Tomorrow, for the second time in seven years, we take a cat for radioactive iodine treatment for hyperthyroidism (not the same cat). The condition seems to be increasingly common. Is that true? What evidence is there that hyperthyroidism is associated with or caused by the canned and dry food that these guys eat their entire lives? How solid is that evidence? Michael, Vancouver, B.C.

A.This is a hard question to address since we do see it more often, but we also see A LOT more older cats in vet offices than we did 10 to 15 years ago. There have been some implications that food may be correlated to incidence of the disease, and though I am no expert in hyperthyroidism the most interesting correlation has been to canned foods. A fairly extensive study from Michigan State suggested that the chemicals using in the lining of some of the pop-top cans might be problematic. It’s probably way to early to say, but it is definitely one of the top five medical problems in older cats today that needs to be addressed with more research.

Q.I’d be interested to hear your opinion on the different “tiers” of pet foods these days. It seems like there is mass-market, high-end mass market (i.e., Eukanuba), even-higher-end dry food (often high-protein, like Blue Buffalo or EVO — which we use), dehydrated natural foods (e.g., Honest Kitchen), and finally cooking real food for your dog. What do you think is worthwhile and actually has benefits for our favorite pup? – CT Dub, San Diego, Calif.

A.Well I must say I am a bit superstitious about food and feel that what comes out in the end is a pretty good indicator of the performance of a food. I deal with sled dogs and some are high octane dogs and just do better on certain foods. I think I can say there are some benefits from certain things in food. I am a fan of seeing a soluble fiber source, as well as a source of long-chain omega-three fatty acids. Often the higher-cost foods have had a “more cerebral” thought process put into their formulation, whether your dog needs some of these nutrients is debatable, particularly the “kitchen sink” foods, as I like to call them. These foods add every know vegetable, fiber source, probiotic and herb into the mix to catch your attention.

What I don’t understand is why certain ingredients that are in our diets such as corn, soy and rice have been getting a bad rap. Corn and rice are highly digestible have low fiber content compared to other grains and too my knowledge are associated with allergies only due to the sheer number of products that have these things in them. These carbohydrate sources are essential to the processing and extrusion of kibble. If it’s grain free it doesn’t mean carbohydrate free.

One of the worst things we can do is speculate based on human conditions. Dogs and cats don’t get the same kind of heart disease or cancers that humans get, which is the major centerpiece for nutritional advice and things that tend to cross over into pet foods. One reader asked if there was a dog and cat food pyramid like in human nutrition. Unfortunatley not, but rest assured the pyramid would look dramatically different than the human one!

Also, as something of an aside, we bought some frozen raw bones for our dog from our local “organic/natural” pet food store. They gave him diarrhea, likely from bacterial contamination. The first time he started having voluminous diarrhea that lasted for 7 days despite bland diet, etc., until we treated him with Flagyl (and then it rapidly cleared), but we weren’t sure that time of the cause. The second time we gave him a bone he also immediately started having diarrhea, and once we started Flagyl 2 days later it again cleared up immediately. I’m a (human) physician and was pretty convinced it was the bones that were at fault. A lesson to me about the risks of a more “natural” approach.

Thanks for your insight.

“Natural surely” does not mean not cooked. When advocates of raw diets talk about “enzymes” and native forms of proteins, they are also talking about enzymes that are in tissue that actually inhibit protein breakdown. So for every natural enzyme that might potentially help with digestion, there is likely one to inhibit food breakdown. And once it all reaches a pH of 2 in the stomach and pepsin in the stomach, these enzymes don’t have a fighting chance. Actually cooking in many instances is essential to actually get to certain nutrients in the food. Therefore, I am a fan of cooking foods due to digestion issues and of course zoonotic threats to people in the environment. In your dog’s case it sounds like either a bacterial problem, but more likely a food tolerance issue.

Another reader asked about the cooked vs. raw debate and whether there was any proof of zoonotic transmission. Its assumed that 1 percent of bacterial zoonosis is through animal contact so I would say there is some evidence. Additionally literature based from Dr. Scott Weese in Canada suggests that shedding of salmonella or enterogenic e-coli species are between 7-15 times greater if a dog is fed raw. Furthermore he did a study looking at what methods of disinfection are best in the kitchen after contaminating a dog bowl and the results are shocking. Nothing was 100 percent and most things we do to decontaminate are pretty ineffective. Is there risk? Epidemiologically, yes.

Q.I was under the impression that providing domesticated cats a vegan diet was particularly harmful to their health. For example, don’t cats tend to go blind without necessary amino acids in their diets — amino acids (taurine) found exclusively in meat? – Emily, Cambridge, Mass.

Q.I have a family member who has put all of his pets, dogs and cats on a vegan diet, for ethical reasons. Is it possible for dogs and cats to do well on such diets? The pets do not live that long, especially the cats…which typically only live for 4 or 5 years. Needless to say, I am very upset about all of this, and would like an expert opinion. – Catherine, Wilmette, Ill.

A.I fully agree that cats do better on a carnivore diet due to their intricate metabolism that actually makes them carnivores. Essential nutrients include taurine, arachidonic acid, arginine and higher amounts of other amino acids and vitamins are the major differences. However, vegetarian diets can be made for both cats and dogs. I would say that if you are attempting to try these things due to ethical reasons, then try to find a commercial food that is well fortified with many of these nutrients I discussed. I too have seen disastrous results of ill thift in cats being fed a vegetarian diet and do not recommend trying to make a vegetarian diet for a dog without guidance from a nutritionist (preferable a board certified Veterinary Nutritionist that is part of the American College of Veterinary Nutrition). I don’t recommend even trying the home-made vegetarian approach for a cat.

Q.hi dr. joe; “neptune” and i would love your thoughts on dry vs canned food for cats. is there any sort of dry food that wont promote obesity? do the health benefits of canned cat food outweigh the convenience and tastiness of dry food? neptune is delighted that this is in diner’s journal–wnere else but new york?? – babs in gramercy, new york, ny

A.From my perspective I would have to say that it really depends on the medical condition you are most worried about. For years there were many advocates of dry food for dental health, but unless the kibble is made correctly it’s a long shot to say that kibble will really help with dental problems and since one of my cats swallows the kibble whole it’s not helping him one bit! More recently from an evolutionary and urinary tract health stance canned food in general has higher protein and fat therefore recapitulating the carnivore better than the average dry food. To boot, canned food provides more water for a cat eating a normal amount than most cats actually take in from the water bowl. So in the end I think there are advocates of both depending on what you are most concerned about in your feline friend. I personally like to start kittens out eating both canned and dry since cats are harder to introduce new forms of food to than dogs. If you feed only dry food and then at 5 years old your cat develops urinary tract issues or kidney issues canned food is a better choice for the water content and that cat may refuse to eat this new form of food. On a side note the idea that dry food causes diabetes or obesity has yet to be proven. As for obesity, it’s still the mantra of calories in and calories out; if diagnosed with diabetes, a cat should be fed a lower carbohydrate higher protein diet to help control the blood glucose.

On the side of dental health, for both dogs and cats, there are products out there on the market that have a veterinary oral health council seal of approval. It means that the manufacturer of the product submitted their proof of concept that it helps reduce tarter or calculi, and has been approved by veterinary dentists. These products have been deemed safe and are likely effective without the risk of causing diarrhea, constipation, or lodging somewhere in the GI tract.

Q.Dr. Joe, Could you please comment about the relative proportions of advertising hype vs. science behind the organic/natural superpremium pet foods compared to premium commercial foods such as Science Diet, Royal Canin, Purina and Iams/Eukanuba. As a practicing veterinarian, my understanding is that only the 4 brands listed above actually conduct feeding trials to confirm that the diets keep pets healthy; other commercial diets are approved by laboratory analysis only. Please comment as to whether labels such as “organic” or “human grade” contain any legal or nutritional designation relative to pet foods. My understanding of “organic” is that it is somewhat vague in definition, even in human foods. As to “human grade” foods, all I will say is I don’t eat certain things like bologna.

A.This is an interesting question and I think I would have to agree with you that only the 4 above have participated in significant research in the field of nutrition with Waltham included. These companies have conducted research internally and externally and have advanced the field for sure. The idea of a feeding trial probably needs to be elaborated on as it’s not a concept people are probably familiar with.

When one buys a bag of food it will have a nutritional guarantee on it. This guarantee will say that it has undergone “feeding trials” or has been “formulated” to meet AAFCO’s requirements. Feeding trials in general are groups of 10 adult dogs (for a maintenance claim) being fed for 6 months and “doing well” on the food base on some blood work and maintaining body weight and “staying healthy”. This has been considered the gold standard and puts the proof in the pudding that the food can sustain the dog without any gross deficiencies. These are expensive trials to run for a product, therefore many of the smaller brands cannot afford to do these trials and formulate based on calculation which is also acceptable, but probably not quite as good as making sure their product can sustain a dog for a period of time.

As far as organic is concerned AAFCO has passed some legislation as to what percentage of the food has to be made from organic to have the organic seal or statement put on the label. I believe if the food has less than 70% organic then they are not allowed to label as such. The human grade story is as vague as you have stated above. We see that and in general I have been told that most meat put into commercial feeds is considered human grade and I would have to defer to someone in the industry to elaborate further on grading of meats.



Ask the Vet:
Parakeet's Beak Needs Constant Trimming
NorthJersey.com



Q. My parakeet's upper beak grows constantly and every six weeks or so, I take him to the pet shop to have it trimmed. The owner of the shop says his beak keeps growing because he is not chewing on his cuttlebone. That sounds reasonable, but I've never had this problem with any of my other birds. What do you think and what advice can you offer me?

A. A parakeet's beak is composed of bone covered by a layer of keratin, a tough protein also found in fingernails. Like nails, the beak grows continuously, but it is worn down in the normal process of chewing. Parakeets wear their beaks by chewing food as well as branches, cuttlebone and toys. Grinding the upper beak against the lower beak should keep it from overgrowing. If the beak is not properly aligned, however, either the upper or lower beak can overgrow.

Some illnesses can result in a misaligned and overgrown beak. Parakeets that eat mainly or exclusively seed will develop vitamin A and calcium deficiencies. Make sure you feed your parakeet a combination of seeds, nutritious pellets and fresh vegetables to avoid this imbalance.

Parakeets can also be afflicted by a parasitic mite, Knemidocoptes, or "scaly face mite," which can lead to beak deformities. This condition can be treated, although if the beak is misaligned, it will probably need to be trimmed periodically for the rest of the bird's life.

— Frank Boren, DVM, Avian & Exotics

This column is prepared by the veterinarians of the Oradell Animal Hospital in Paramus, one of the largest technically advanced veterinary facilities in the world. The veterinarians wish to remind readers that any suggestions or advice mentioned in the column are not a substitute for a consultation with your veterinarian.



Don’t Tell Me Not to Sleep with My Dog
OhMiDog.com



A researcher who I’m guessing doesn’t have a dog says pets don’t belong in the bed, and that allowing them to sleep with us can lead to infections, parasites and diseases.

He further advises that anyone who is licked by a dog wash the area immediately.

To me, a guy who has spent the last eight months with my dog nearly constantly at my side during our travels across America — including in whatever bed we happen to be sleeping in at night — that seems a massive over-reaction.

Bruno Chomel, a professor at the School of Veterinary Medicine at the University of California, Davis, says that, while such cases aren’t common, people have contracted infections from sleeping with, kissing and being licked by their pets. Chomel and fellow researcher Ben Sun, of the California Department of Public Health, express their views in the latest issue of the journal Emerging Infectious Diseases.

I don’t subscribe to that publication, because my theory is the surest way to get a disease is not from sleeping with your dog, but from reading about that disease.

Though I sleep with my dog nightly, I’m not so much concerned about Zoonoses, or diseases transmitted to humans by animals, as I am about Merckitis, a chronic case of which I’ve suffered from since childhood.

It stemmed from a big blue book called The Merck Manual, on my mother’s bookshelf, which allowed you to, based on your symptoms, diagnose your medical issue, read about the treatment and determine, in my case, if I was going to live to see 13.

I must have diagnosed myself with a dozen different diseases, many of them fatal, in the course of matching up my symptoms — usually those of a common cold — with the worst possible maladies.

I remember one night that — congested, unable to breathe through my nose and worried that my throat breathing pipe (non-medical term) might close up – I gathered the necessary supplies to perform an emergency tracheotomy (bic pen, with the ink part removed, pocket knife, duck tape) and kept them under my bed, alongside the book.

The Internet has made it much easier to wrongly self diagnose — just a few clicks and you can jump to the conclusion that you have the most dreaded disease imaginable. The key word there being imaginable. In a way, those medical self-help websites, rather than lessen the need for doctors, only create more of one as we, fueled by our fears, rush to confirm our faulty self diagnoses.

Pulled muscle? I was sure it was a heart attack.

Of course, such concerns are not always entirely baseless, and many of them should be checked out by professionals. But often, they’re only in our heads — having been placed there by WebMD, yourdiagnosis.com, familydoctor.org and the like. Often they are really far-fetched, instilling a fear out of all proportion with reality, which is the case with Chomel’s study, or at least his remarks:

“I think pets can be very nice in the home environment, but certainly, they don’t belong on the bed,” Chomel told LiveScience.

Chomel says humans can contract bubonic plague from flea-infested pets, bacterial infections resistant to multiple strains of antibiotics, and various parasitic worms.

Since 1974, Chomel says, multiple cases of plague have been associated with people in the southwestern U.S. who allowed flea-infested cats to sleep with them. And in a 2008 outbreak, a study found that people infected with bubonic plague were “more likely to have shared a bed with a dog than uninfected counterparts.” (Despite that, I still don’t recommend sharing a bed with uninfected counterparts.)

The authors cite surveys conducted in the U.S., the United Kingdom, France and the Netherlands that show up to 45 percent of dogs sleep in their owners’ bed.

Several reports of bacterial infections have been attributed to sharing a bed with pets, and in “multiple” cases, they report, patients acquired various infections after allowing their dogs or cats to lick wounds or damaged skin.

That’s the total opposite of my philosophy. Whenever I get a boo-boo, the first thing I do is let Ace lick it. Then it feels better. If thousands of microscopic parasites enter my bloodstream by doing so, so be it … join the party, fellas.

Don’t tell me not to sleep with my dog, especially when it’s this cold. That’s like saying, because there may be some impurities in the air, I should stop breathing. I’m going to continue to engage in both risky behaviors.

And if worse comes to worst I can always, after consulting my Merck Manual, perform an emergency tracheotomy.